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Marion 1928 2751 Cumming	Hymn #365 (2/8/2009) 2/8/2009 7:11:34 AM
	This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it. A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' Sermon complete, he sat down. The song leader stood very cautiously and announced With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.' Smile, life is too short not to! If this brightened your day Don't let it stop here Pass it on with a smile Keep spreading the Cheer. See you at the river Love, Hugs, & Blessings, Marion
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Rinna 1779 5162 Shah Alam	Re: Hymn #365 (2/8/2009) 2/8/2009 7:20:03 AM
	Hi Marion, Greetings! Thank you for sharing this. This is truly funnneeeeeeee.... The minister hit the home run with that one..... Thanks for making my day! You are just awesome. Love, Rinna
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Marion 1928 2751 Cumming	Re: Hymn #365 (2/8/2009) 2/8/2009 7:25:37 AM
	Hi Rinna, Hee! Hee! Hope everyone thinks it's funny. The Lord says it is good to laugh. Happy you stopped by because you cheer me up every time. Love the funny laughing dog. You are the awesome one!! Love, Hugs, & Blessings, Marion
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Roger 3169 7333 Haslemere	Re: Hymn #365 (2/8/2009) 2/8/2009 7:49:01 AM
	Marion, That was great. I was once in church when the minister said: "I am sorry to say that last Wednesday I had to abandon one of the elders and a whole load of kids at Heaven's Gate while I went for help", What you need to know is that about three miles from that church is a place called Heaven's Gate. Two elders and twelve kids had walked to a sausage sizzle (US weeny roast?) but the minister had driven there to arrange things for their arrival. After cooking, their fire got beyond control and set affire the scrubland around. The minister grabbed two kids and drove for three miles to get help, hence his quote. All were ok. The church applauded and laughed when the minister realised what he had saiud. Roger
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Judy 1482 4550 Dougla...	Re: Hymn #365 (2/8/2009) 2/8/2009 8:24:29 AM
	*That was so funny Marion!!* *Thank you for sharing it. As I am soon on my way to church, I am certain my minister will love it!* *Roger, thanks for your story as well. Started my day off with a couple of grins and giggles -* *Hugs and blessings,* *Judy*

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