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YOUR SIXTEEN SUNDAY INSPIRATIONALS
1/18/2009 12:17:06 AM
You can't read these and stay in a bad mood!

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?

Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?

Tame Way.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?

They Take The Psychopath

4. How Do You Get Free ads with Joe Buccheri?

You ask !


5.. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?

Dam!


6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroids

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?

A Stick

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?  
Nacho Cheese..

9. What does a man say to his womAn during a football game ?

MORE BEER... NOW !

10. What Do You Call adlanders In a partnership?

SUCCESSFUL.

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?

Spoiled Milk.


12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?

Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?

A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between You and Mickey Mouse?

You never starred in a cartoon!

15. Where Do You Find great advertisements ?

Right here where You Left them.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?

Because They Have Big Fingers
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