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Nick 4679 23156 Brampton	Dangerfield 1/14/2009 2:39:01 AM
	Rodney Dangerfield My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was.....she was coming home. A hooker once told me she had a headache. I went to a massage parlour. It was self service. If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now." I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. The other day I came home and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked him, "Why?" He said, "Because you came home early." My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't had anything to play with.
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Terry 674 51 El Paso	Re: Dangerfield 1/14/2009 10:57:06 AM
	Nick, As always, hilarious! And, you know, I can actually hear Rodney's voice saying all this! Terry
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Myrna 6311 16559 Waynes...	Re: Dangerfield 1/14/2009 11:44:10 AM
	Hi Nick, As always another crazy, good post.
	LOVE IS THE ANSWER
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Nick 4679 23156 Brampton	Re: Dangerfield 1/14/2009 6:22:37 PM
	Hello My Brother Terry You get a special thank you for dropping by my friend - Peace !
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Rose 3140 2223 Auburn	Re: Dangerfield 1/14/2009 9:23:40 PM
	Hello Nick, Thank you for the laughs. Rose
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