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Nick 4679 23156 Brampton	A Christmas Story for people having a bad day 12/10/2008 2:17:51 AM
	A Christmas Story for people having a bad day When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered. Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the rum. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?' And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree. P.S Because of stress and his excessive drinking the old man finally paid his dues, please don't tell the kids !
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Geketa 858 2080 Owenton	Re: A Christmas Story for people having a bad day 12/10/2008 8:55:58 AM
	Hi Nicky , ROFL thanks for the giggles so early in the morning .. I loved your story. But I fear someone will probably get offended but for me it was hilarious .. HUGS, Geketa
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Nick 4679 23156 Brampton	Re: A Christmas Story for people having a bad day 12/10/2008 11:45:49 AM
	Hello Dear Geketa Christmas has always been about and for the children and I do believe we are all adults here who have a sense of humor. Besides, as the title implies, if you are having a bad day then this should at least make you smile - LOL
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Sara Gardner 1245 5345 Burlin...	Re: A Christmas Story for people having a bad day 12/10/2008 12:28:16 PM
	WHAT!! NO GIFTS THIS YEAR!!! Thank you for the laugh, Nick. Sara

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Geketa 858 2080 Owenton	Re: A Christmas Story for people having a bad day 12/10/2008 12:31:03 PM
	Hi Again Nicky, I have had a few bad days lately so the giggles were definitely in order and did the job ..
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