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Nick 4679 23156 Brampton	Giving Up Wine 10/19/2008 3:34:26 PM
	*Giving Up Wine* I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?' 'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me. 'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked. 'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.' 'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked. 'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!' 'Well, I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.' *The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'* *I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.'*
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Aaron 908 96 Hornby...	Re: Giving Up Wine 10/19/2008 3:43:54 PM
	Thats great nick always entertaining
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Thomas 1637 15469 Carlsbad	Re: Giving Up Wine 10/19/2008 3:43:55 PM
	_{Ha ha ha thanks for the funny my Canadian friend :)}
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Myrna 6311 16559 Waynes...	Re: Giving Up Wine 10/19/2008 9:25:25 PM
	Hi my friend Nick, Well I think she is cute. Look at those beautiful blue eyes. You have got to look for the best in people. Here is her cat.
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Sheryl 997 1260 Las Vegas	Re: Giving Up Wine 10/20/2008 5:40:28 AM
	Myrna's Cat brought me right out of any snickering. That is just creepy! It just keeps looking at me! better go up and look at the old kissy face gain - to ward off nightmares! Sheryl Loch
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