COMPUTER WOES

By Dean Beaty 10/10/08

Oh mighty computer I bow to your brain.

Trying to master you gives me a pain.

All that I did was press the wrong key.

Now all my files are cyber in space, free.

How can I retrieve them from wherever they are?

It’s like closing my eyes and driving a car.

So many commands, I know not what for.

I can’t find the key that says “to restore.”

I find escape, scroll lock and even F4.

But none of the above tells me what for.

I’ve read “Doss for Dummies,” and that was a laugh.

But to be real honest, I only read half.

I know what’s the matter. The mistake that I’ve made.

There’s no children at home in the third grade.