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Sheri Webber

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Sex in the Dark
9/7/2008 9:17:34 PM

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the 
light.
 
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
 
She figured she would break him of this habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft,wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic.

'You impotent bast**d,' she screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!'
 
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: 'I'll explain the toy . . You explain the kids.'

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Re: Sex in the Dark
9/7/2008 9:45:24 PM

Stop it!   ROTFL   Stop it!


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Re: Sex in the Dark
9/7/2008 11:43:16 PM
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Re: Sex in the Dark
9/8/2008 7:36:30 AM
Good one lol
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Re: Sex in the Dark
9/8/2008 9:37:17 PM
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