I want to welcome my new found friends to my forum, and to also say, that this is my first, so, cut me a little slack (lol) til I get the hang of things. Hope to be seeing alot more of you all, and making more friends as well as money in the future. Please feel free to stop in and say Hi Sandy

Congrats on your new forum!  It won't take you long to get the hang of things around here :)

 

 

~Monica

Hi Monica

Thanks for posting, I was wondering if anyone was getting my invites.  Being new and all, I could have messed things up.  I'll keep trying, but the emails you sent were a big help.  Your great with this place, thanks again

 

 

Hi Sandy,

Thanks for the Invite to your first Forum.  Sounds right up my Alley.  As Monica, or anyone else here, will attest to, I definitely have opinions on almost everything, and I am not very shy when it comes to sharing them.

Looking forward to sharing lots of ideas, encouragement, and hopefully a little inspiration along the way.

Now for a little Humor, some might say, "Very Little"...

Wisdom I've Gained As I've Grown Older

1. I started with nothing. I still have most of it.

2. When did my wild oats turn to prunes and all bran?

3. I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.

4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.

5. All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair.

6. If all is not lost, where is it?

7. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

8. If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

9. The first rule of holes: if you are in one, stop digging.

10. I tried to get a life once, But they told me they were out of stock.

11. I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway though.

12. It was so different before everything changed.

13. Some day's you're the dog, and some day's you're the hydrant.

14. Nostalgia isn't what it use to be.

15. Old programmers never die. They just terminate and stay resident.

16. A day without sunshine is like a day in Seattle.

17. I wish the buck stopped here! I could use a few.

18. Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.

19. It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end.

20. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

21. Living on Earth is expensive, But it does include a trip around the sun.

22. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if your in the bathroom.

23. If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would have put them on my knees.

24. Never knock on death's door, ring the bell and run (he hates that).

25. Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself).

26.When you are finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess.

27. If you are living on the edge, make sure your wearing your seat belt.

28. There are two kinds of pedestrians. The quick and the dead.

29. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

30. A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Have A Happy Weekend,

Phil

Hi Phil

I want to say, thank you for this very funny, but well appreciated post.  I'm still LOL over here.

This was good, and this is what I'm really about.  Some good friends, some laughter, and as you said, encouragement & inspiration.

I"ve got one for you, but I think i'm going to start another thread.

Hopefully, all our friends will read this, I really enjoyed it.

Sandy