A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her __expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!" The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

Yep, I say potatoe, he hears potato....:)

Thanks Sherri, for the invite. Yes, we men make every mistake in the book, that is for sure. Here is another mistake. A lady went in to a store and told the clerk that she would like to purchase the T.V. over there. He politely said, sorry we do not sell to blonds. She went out and had her hair died to a very dark brown. She then returned to the store and informed the clerk that she would like to purchase the T.V. over there. He politely said, sorry we do not sell to blonds. She went out and had her hair died a red. She then returned to the store and informed the clerk that she would like to purchase the T.V. over there. He politely said, sorry we do not sell to blonds. How in the ___ do you know I am blond, she exclaimed? The clerk replied, Well that is not a T.V., it is a microwave oven dear. Gerald http://tinyurl.com/7zf26

My Dear Friend Sheri ! Thank you for your great story. The moral of the story : Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong - Is it true?......I don't think !.....because.....nowadays....men won't listen even......(no time...very busy)LOL. Thanking you, once again. With lots of Love and Affection ! Your Ever Loving Friend, Mohamed Khadar Gani.

That is excellent Gerald. Thank you for sharing. Itis very funny!