Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.(@Prison/@WORK)
@ PRISON
You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ WORK you spend most of your time in an
6X6 cubicle
@ Prison
You get three meals a day, fully paid for
@ Workyou get a break for one meal and
You have to pay for it
@ Prison
For good behavior, you get time off
AWORKFor good behavior,you get more work
@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ WORK
You must carry a security card
And open all the doors yourself
@ Prison
You can watch TV and play games
@ Work you could get fired for watching
TV and playing games
@ Prison
You get your own toilet
@ WORK you have to share the toilet with
People who pee on the seat
@ Prison
They allow your family and friends to visit
@ WORK you aren't even supposed to speak to your family
@Prison All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@ Work you must pay all your expenses to go
To work, and they deduct taxes from
Your salary to pay for prisoners
@ Prison
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
AWORKyou spend most of your time wanting
To get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK
They are called 'managers'
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.
Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails!
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