Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house. After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer the phone?" She says, "I was in bed." "In bed this early, doing what?" "Getting a second opinion!" (YEP, HE HAD THAT COMING, TOO!)

never make her mad on the first pot of coffee.

Hi Sherri, Every morning a devoted wife served her husband his usual breakfast of coffee, toast, and cow's tongue. Finally, one morning, when she was not feeling so great the wife sighed and said, "I do not know how you can eat something that came out of the mouth of an animal. It is so disgusting." Her husband snapped back with, "Shut up an eat your eggs!!" Your Friend Mike

Yup Definite man targets today.

Hi Sheri, I see you decided to pounce on men today! Than let's do it! Disappearing Wife A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck. When He finally appeared at home, Sunday Night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him. "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" To which he replied. "That would be fine with me." Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye. Was it enought? LOL Great weekend again, Anamaria