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He saidI don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She saidYou wear pants don't you?
He saidShall we try swapping positions tonight?
She saidThat's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He saidWhat have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She saidTurn sideways and look in the mirror!
He saidWhy don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She saidI would but you're never there.
He saidWhy don't women blink during foreplay?
She saidThey don't have time
He saidHow many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She saidWe don't know; it has never happened.
He saidWhy is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She saidThey already have boyfriends.
She saidWhat do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?
He saidA widow.
He saidWhy are married women heavier than single women?
She saidSingle women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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