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BELIEVE it or not, these are
REAL 911 Calls!
Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots
coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an
address?
Caller: No, I
have on a blouse and slacks, why?
Dispatcher:
9-1-1 What is your
emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham
and cheese sandwich .
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller< /FONT>: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it
on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a
bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm
sick and tired of it!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone
doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was
nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Ye s, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same
thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be
old, but I'm not stupid.
Favorite!!!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two
minutes apart.
Dispatcher: Is
this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her
husband!
And the
winner is..........
Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm
having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to
pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No .
Dispatcher:
What were you doing before you
started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.
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