I was born in Liverpool, England at a very early age and notice, almost immediately, that I had limited control over my bowels and limbs. As I grew, however, I managed to relieve myself of this problem and, by the age of two, managed to produce a fine state of unimaginable chaos, which ultimately caused my mom to question her validity in the scheme of life and gave her cause to run the thought through her mind of ripping out her reproductive organs in an effort to prevent any such savagery from ever being unleashed into the world again. As time marched on, I managed to stay alive pretty much just by living. A standard that I highly recommend be kept by anyone seeking to hold a job , stay married, have children, or any of the most noble institutions in life. At the moment my life seems to be preoccupied with helping entrepreneurs with their ever daunting task of maintaining traffic to their web site, thereby, securing an archaically illustrious and somewhat boisterous claim in the ever widening expanses of "Cyberland".

Please don't contact me to join any MLM organization or affiliate program (unless they pay in gold or silver). Iwon't join any organization who would have me as a member.

Well, enough about me.

Let's talk about you.
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