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Here Within, Thee Shall Surely Laugh! Posted: Mar 02 2007 03:31 PM |
Stop it! ROTFL Stop it! COME ON, LET'S HEAR YOU LAUGH! --------------------------------------------
Here Within, Thee Shall Surely Laugh Enjoy! --------------------------------------------
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Re: Here Within, Thee Shall Surely Laugh! Posted: Mar 02 2007 03:42 PM |
BRAIN TEST
Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question.
You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all
of them immediately . OK?
Let's find out just
how clever you really are....
Ready?
GO!!!
Q1: You are
participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position
are you in?
(Don't look, get your answer first)
A1: If you
answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you
overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are
second!
Try not to mess up next time. Now answer the
second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first
one, OK ?
Q2: If you overtake the last
person, then you are...?
(Don't look, get your answer first)
A2: If you
answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me,
how can you overtake the LAST Person?
How good are you doing so far?
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your
head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try
it.
Q3: Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another
1000. Now add 30 . Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now
add another 1000. Now add 10 . What is the
total?
(Don't look, get your answer first)
Did you get
5000?
A3: The correct answer is actually 4100.
If you don't believe it, check it with a
calculator! Hmmmmm, today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe
you'll get the last question right....
..Maybe.
Q4: Mary's
father has five da ughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is
the ! name of the fifth daughter?
(Don't look, get your answer first)
Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it
isn't. A4: Her name is Mary. Read the question
again!
Okay, now the bonus
round:
QBonus: A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a
toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he
successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase
is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop
who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he
wants?
(Don't look, get your answer first)
ABonus: He just has to
open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Like
you!
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Re: Here Within, Thee Shall Surely Laugh! Posted: Mar 02 2007 04:18 PM |
One-Liners -----0> LOVE
- There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
- I think, therefore I'm single.
- Some women get excited about nothing, and then marry him.
- Always remember: one good turn gets most of the blankets.
- Everyone needs to be loved. Especially when they don't deserve it.
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Re: Here Within, Thee Shall Surely Laugh! Posted: Mar 02 2007 04:22 PM |
One-Liners -----0> MARRIAGE
- I almost had a psychic girlfriend; but she left me before we met.
- Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe.
- Marriage: an expensive way to get your laundry done for free.
- Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
- Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
- Marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence.
- I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to
annoy for the rest of your life.
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The Cookie Thief Posted: Mar 02 2007 04:32 PM |
This is one of my all time favorites..............................
The Cookie Thief
by Valerie Cox
A woman was waiting at an airport one night,
With several long hours before her flight.
She hunted for a book in the airport shops.
Bought a bag of cookies and found a place to drop.
She was engrossed in her book but happened to see,
That the man sitting beside her, as bold as could be.
Grabbed a cookie or two from the bag in between,
Which she tried to ignore to avoid a scene.
So she munched the cookies and watched the clock,
As the gutsy cookie thief diminished her stock.
She was getting more irritated as the minutes ticked by,
Thinking, "If I wasn't so nice, I would blacken his eye."
With each cookie she took, he took one too,
When only one was left, she wondered what he would do.
With a smile on his face, and a nervous laugh,
He took the last cookie and broke it in half.
He offered her half, as he ate the other,
She snatched it from him and thought... oooh, brother.
This guy has some nerve and he's also rude,
Why he didn't even show any gratitude!
She had never known when she had been so galled,
And sighed with relief when her flight was called.
She gathered her belongings and headed to the gate,
Refusing to look back at the thieving ingrate.
She boarded the plane, and sank in her seat,
Then she sought her book, which was almost complete.
As she reached in her baggage, she gasped with surprise,
There was her bag of cookies, in front of her eyes.
If mine are here, she moaned in despair,
The others were his, and he tried to share.
Too late to apologize, she realized with grief,
That she was the rude one, the ingrate, the thief.
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