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Jesus & Moses
8/27/2007 3:52:48 PM

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack, when a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark
Saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard,
"Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you"
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burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird
Moses?"

"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."  
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Re: Jesus & Moses
8/27/2007 4:38:32 PM
Hey, BJ, This was really cute! Thanks for the laugh. Hugs, Robin
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Re: Jesus & Moses
8/27/2007 4:48:42 PM

Hi Rose,

Yes, that was truly a 'Gotcha'.  It sure got me, I was just as surprised as you.  Thank you for coming by and I'm so glad you enjoyed it.

Thanks Rose

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Re: Jesus & Moses
8/27/2007 4:50:52 PM

Hi Robin

We seem to keep meeting here...lol.

I'm so glad you enjoyed the post.  I was so surprised when I received this, so I felt I had to share this with all my friends.

You seem to be finding your way around pretty good.

Thanks Robin

Bj

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