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Smarter farmer
7/18/2007 3:49:31 PM


 

 Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day.

 So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office and said, "You've got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of my Chickens."


 "What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff.
 "I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!"
 So the next day he had the county workers
 go out and erected a sign that said :

 SLOW:
 SCHOOL CROSSING

 Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff
 and said, "You've got to do something about these drivers.
 The 'school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster."
 So, again, the sheriff sends out the county
 workers and they put up a new sign:

 SLOW:
 CHILDREN AT PLAY

 That really sped them up. So Farmer John called
 and called and called every day for three weeks.
 Finally, he asked the sheriff, "Your signs are
 doing no good. Can I put up my own sign?"
 The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, put up your own sign."
 He was going to let the Farmer John do just about
 anything in order to get him to stop calling everyday to complain.

 The sheriff got no more calls from Farmer John.
 Three weeks later, curiosity go the best of the
 sheriff and he decided to give Farmer John a call.
 "How's the problem with those drivers.
 Did you put up your sign?"
 "Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been
 killed since then. I've got to go. I'm very busy."
 He hung up the phone.

The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to
himself, "I'd better go out there and take a
look at that sign... it might be something that
WE could use to slow down drivers..."

So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John's house,
 and his jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign.
 It was spray-painted on a sheet of wood:

NUDIST COLONY
Go slow and watch out for chicks!!

 

 

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Re: Smarter farmer
7/18/2007 3:59:35 PM

hahaha, good one!

I see you are making up for lost time, you are on a roll!! LOL

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Re: Smarter farmer
7/18/2007 4:08:11 PM

Hey Monica

I thought this was cute. I've been holding on to this for a week.  Can you imagine?  Now, I'm waiting on Nick to come up with some nude chicks......lol.

Nick............where are you?

Bj

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Re: Smarter farmer
7/18/2007 4:11:13 PM
    BJ,

That one was tooooo funny!  I am going to have to put it up when I have paintballers coming to the house.  My chickens are all over the place!

Katheryn
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Re: Smarter farmer
7/18/2007 4:17:08 PM

Hi Katheryn

Glad to see you. And glad you liked the joke.  I have been holding on to this one for a week, and it was getting to me because I couldn't share it.  I'm waiting on Nick to bring me some nude chicks now.....lol

Bj

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