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Thank you very much, Georgios!
The secrets to my eternal youth are...drink lots of water, eat lots of cheerios and apples. Do you ever see a horse with wrinkles? Seriously! Eat lots of candy, ice cream and cookies. Think young, be young! Don't smoke unless it's a big birthday, then go get yourself some cigars just for waking up that day and tolerating all the comments from other people about getting old. Read lots of comic books, find someone who doesn't have a little sister or brother and antagonize them until they know what it's like to have one. Remember to get excited about the prize in the cereal box, always eat CrackerJacks and be happy about that prize, too! Hide behind a tree when your parents are looking for you, and be sure to laugh when they walk past! There are so many ways to stay young. I should write a book!
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