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Vincent 307 613 Fort M...	Men's answer to Maxine 1/28/2007 12:15:14 PM
	Men strike back! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it ---------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------------ How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men fart more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. ------------------------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. ------------------------------------------------------------------- What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told -------------------------------------------------- I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men die before their wives? They want to. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. ------------------------------------------------------------------- In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. -------------------------------------------------------------------
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Phillip 7331 5931 Thomas...	Re: Men's answer to Maxine 1/28/2007 2:34:50 PM
	Hi Vincent, Thanks for the smiles. You're a Braver Man than I am. I think they still offer that Witness Protection Thing, don't they? Have A Great Week, Phil
	“There may be trouble all around, but I am calling you to a place of peace. Be still and know that I am God. Come to Me, and I will give you wisdom, strength, and grace for everything you face." Psalm 46:10
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Vincent 307 613 Fort M...	Re: Men's answer to Maxine 1/28/2007 3:48:56 PM
	I am on my way now!
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Gail 216 114 Copper...	Re: Men's answer to Maxine 1/28/2007 3:59:35 PM
	Of Course. That is a man's view. Please remember: Ginger did everything Fred did, with delicate grace and strength, only backwards, in high heels and a flowing gown. You conviently forgot that :), eh! Remember the old Ejoli Perfume commercial - Bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and do what? And as for the smaller feet thing, that's so we can buy more shoes, and we can never have too many.
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Vincent 307 613 Fort M...	Re: Men's answer to Maxine 1/29/2007 9:42:57 AM
	This just for laughs. As a matter of fact a woman sent this to me.
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