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Craftie Linda

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN
10/25/2006 3:30:33 AM

A cabbie picks up a nun.  She gets into the cab and notices that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.  She asks him why he is staring.  He replies,"I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you"


She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me.  When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.  I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."


"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."


She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that. #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."


The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic."


"Ok" the nun says.  "Pull into the next alley."


The nun fulfills the cab driver's fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.  But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.


"My dear child," said the nun. "Why are you crying?"


"Forgive me but I have sinned.  I lied and I must confess.  I'm married and I'm Jewish"


The nun says, "That's ok.  My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

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Re: HAPPY HALLOWEEN
10/25/2006 7:34:43 AM
Thank's Linda, I laughed, but my wife Susan said "YuK YuK" about
5 times.

LOL

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Re: HAPPY HALLOWEEN
10/25/2006 9:01:37 AM

Linda you are just tooo much.  I am still laughing try to type this.  I copied and this to my friends.

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Re: HAPPY HALLOWEEN
10/25/2006 9:27:42 AM

You sure know how to make someone laugh in the morning. 


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Re: HAPPY HALLOWEEN
10/25/2006 11:24:06 AM

Linda, that was real funny. I just happen to run into that Nun and I asked Him if I could use his picture and was told OK, so here it is!

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