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Thanks Larry. A drunk took a shortcut through the cemetery on his way home from the tavern. It was raining cats and dogs and very dark, so he didn't see the open grave dug ready for the next mornings burial, and fell in. He tried to climb out but he kept slipping back in because of the wet ground. Unbeknown to him, another drunk had fallen in earlier and was sitting there watching his attempts at escape. After a while the first drunk, invisible in the darkness and rain, said, "You'll never get out of here". He did!
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