error This forum is not active, and new posts may not be made in it.
Larry Anderson

2606 Posts
Invite Me as a Friend
Top 100 Poster
Person Of The Week
10 cute jokes 5.23.06
5/23/2006 8:19:16 AM
What would you say if Jesus sneezed in front of you? Two dogs are walking down the street, one says, "Wait a minute" and then crosses the road. He sniffs around a fire hydrant and returns. The other dog says, "What was that all about?" The first dog replies, "Just checking my messages!" I don’t believe in spanking my kids. I find that waving the gun around accomplishes the same thing. If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0! Jesus saves. Moses invests. Math illiteracy affects 7 out of every 5 people. I wasn't the class clown in school. I was the class trapeze artist. I bought a wastebasket the other day and carried it home in a paper bag. When I got home, I put the paper bag in the wastebasket. Resistance is futile (if < 1 ohm). Why is the original text in a document called "copy"?
Larry Anderson 1st vice president Get what you want but want what you get Wherever you go-there you are Skpe ID:larryeanderson

Like us on Facebook!