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Hi everyone,
Here's some funny one's for you!
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact
on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it,
looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."
The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"
So the first blonde hands her the compact.
The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's
me!"
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Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor.
He surpassed himself one summer day when a city dog was brought
to him after an encounter with a porcupine.
After almost an hour of prying, pulling, cutting and stitching,
he returned the dog to its owner, who asked what she owed.
"Fifteen dollars, Ma'am," he answered.
"Why that's simply outrageous!" she stormed. "That's what's
wrong with you Maine people, you're always trying to over charge
summer visitors. Whatever do you do in the winter, when we're
not being gypped here?"
"Raise porcupines, Ma'am."
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lol... I love that blonde one
Thanks for posting
Leanne Busby
http://www.aussie-money-tree.biz
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