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Hi Everyone,
The 98-year-old Mother Superior was dying. The nuns gathered
around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. They
gave her some warm milk to drink but she refused.
One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Remembering
a bottle of whiskey received as a gift the previous Christmas,
she opened and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.
Back at Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to her lips.
Mother drank a bit, then a bit more and before they knew it, she
had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop.
"Mother," the nuns asked with earnest, "please give us some
wisdom before you die."
Mother Superior raised herself up in bed and with a very pious
look on her face said, "Don't ever sell that cow."
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Aunt Mary, a spinster of 92, had finally consented to go to a
rest home, but strictly on a two-week-trial basis. Consequently,
she took a small overnight case with only the bare essentials. A
couple of days later her niece was surprised to get a phone call
from her demanding more clothes.
"Please bring me that good black silk, my lavender print, the
brown wool..." and she went on and on. Finally after a brief
questioning from her niece, Aunt Mary expostulated:
"There are MEN in this place!"
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Aint they Quaint...lol
Thanks for your visit!
Leanne Busby
http://www.aussie-money-tree.biz
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