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Oh NO she didn't ~ Kiss My Grits
5/19/2016 4:18:35 PM

Get Your Mitts on Some Grits!

You could call this story, “guilty as grits.” A memorable scene in the 1992 film “My Cousin Vinny” involves the defense lawyer humorously trapping a prosecution witness in a contradiction by using the cooking time of grits. The witness testifies that his breakfast took him five minutes to prepare, but the lawyer Gambini sets the record straight that the recipe for regular grits requires 20 minutes of preparation time, not five minutes.

Well, now that cook time depends on the grits to be consumed. Most commonly found are “quick” grits (yellow or white) in which the germ and hull have been removed. Grits are usually prepared by adding one part grits to four parts boiling water, sometimes seasoned with salt or sugar.

They are usually cooked for 5–10 minutes for “quick” grits, so the lawyer Gambini needs to do his homework. Now, whole kernel grits do require 20 or more minutes to be ready to eat, or until the water is absorbed and the grits become a porridge-like consistency. Whole kernel grits are sometimes called “speckled.” As the boiling water transforms the ground kernels into a porridge, the water boils until enough water is absorbed or vaporized to leave it semi-solid.

As grits expand when they are cooked, they need to be stirred periodically to prevent sticking and forming lumps. They may be served with grated cheese, butter, sausage or country ham red-eye gravy. Grits have also been known to be served with fish such as fried catfish or salmon croquettes. Shrimp and grits is considered a breakfast delicacy in the Low Country of coastal South Carolina and Georgia. Another popular variant is Charleston-style grits, where the grits are boiled in milk, instead of water, to give them a creamy consistency.

'Grit' and Bear it!
Although many conjure up thoughts of the South, grits are actually Native American origin. Mainly regarded as a breakfast fare, grits consist of coarsely ground corn, or sometimes alkali-treated corn (hominy). Grits are similar to other thick maize-based porridges from around the world, such as polenta, or the thinner farina.

Grits can also be fried in a pan or molded to create a firm block; the resulting block can be cut with a knife or wire, and the slices fried in a fat such as vegetable oil, butter, or bacon grease. The word grits derives from the Old English word “grytt,” meaning coarse meal.

This word originally referred to wheat and other porridges now known as groats in parts of the U.K., maize being unknown in Europe in the Middle Ages. The word "grits" is one of the few words that may properly be used as either singular or plural in writing or speech and can be used with a singular or plural verb. The word grits referring to a food, should not be confused with “grit,” which can mean either “courage” or “a small particle, like fine sand.”

Grits have their origins in American Indian corn preparation. Traditionally, the corn for grits was ground by a stone mill. The results are passed through screens, with the finer siftings being grit meal, and the coarser being grits.

Many communities in the United States used a gristmill until the mid-20th century, with families bringing their own corn to be ground, and the miller retaining a portion of the corn for his fee. In South Carolina, state law requires grits and corn meal to be enriched, similar to the requirements for flour, unless the grits are ground from corn from which the miller keeps part of the product for his fee.

Three-quarters of grits sold in the U.S. are predominantly in the South, stretching from Texas to Virginia, which is also known as the “grits belt.” The state of Georgia declared grits its official prepared food in 2002. Similar bills have been introduced in South Carolina.

Now that's a culinary resolution to beat the band!

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Oh NO she didn't ~ Sistah's Straighten UP & Fly Righteous Lyrics
5/22/2016 12:20:11 PM

Guess What

By Syleena Johnson

(Ooh...ooh...ooh...)
Ooh...ooh...
(Ooh...ooh...ooh...)
Listen, baby

I don't see no rings on these fingers
So I'm not gonna deal with your drama
Long as you're with me, you got to show respect
Get out and get a job and bring home a check

See, I will love you till the day I die
But never love you enough that I'mma live a lie
So three snaps up, three snaps down
Want to be treated like a king you better wear the crown

Want to play the boss (Guess what)
You got to pay the cost (Sho' ‘nuff)
You want to wear the pants (Guess what)
You got to be a man (Sho' ‘nuff)

Hangin' out with your friends (Guess what)
Don't ask what time you come in (Sho' ‘nuff)
Don't want to pay the bills (Guess what)
I know somebody who will (Sho' ‘nuff), listen

Now we've been shackin' up since '93
I ain't gettin' no younger, I need some guarantee
The best years of my life is what I've given you
Argue, fuss and fight, seems that's all you do

And us goin' to church always in your plans
But come Sunday mornin' you play sick in bed
See, I will love you till the day I die
But never love you enough to live a lie
So three snaps up, three snaps down
If you want to be treated like a king you better wear
The crown

Want to play the boss (Guess what)
You got to pay the cost, baby (Sho' ‘nuff)
You want to wear the pants (Guess what)
You got to be a man (Sho' ‘nuff)

Hangin' out with your friends (Guess what)
Never watch what time you come in (Sho' ‘nuff)
Don't want to pay the bills (Guess what)
I know somebody who will (Sho' ‘nuff)

(Think we've got some issues at hand)
We need to address ‘em, baby, yeah
(I need you to understand)
That I've got needs too
(Over and over again)
Yeah, I put up with your childish games
(I just can't be raisin' no man)
Yeah, want to be treated like a king then wear the crown

Want to play the boss (Guess what)
You got to pay the cost (Sho' ‘nuff)
You want to wear the pants, yeah (Guess what)
You got to be a man (Sho' ‘nuff)

Hangin' out with your friends (Guess what)
Watch what time you come in (Sho' ‘nuff)
Don't want to pay the bills (Guess what)
I know somebody who will (Sho' ‘nuff), listen

You hurt me for the last time (Guess what)
It's time to tell you what's on my mind (Sho' ‘nuff)
Always rippin' runnin' these streets (Guess what)
Well, I found someone that's gonna take care of me
(Sho' ‘nuff)

Nothin' but lies comin' out your mouth (Guess what)
Might as well go on back to your mama's house (Sho'
‘nuff)
‘Cause you've been messin' around, yeah (Guess what)
And now it's time to put you down (Sho' ‘nuff)

Really ain't comin' to your door (Guess what)
I'm not gonna take your s*** no more (Sho' ‘nuff)
Ladies, ladies, ladies (Guess what)
Tell me can you feel me (Sho' ‘nuff)

Ladies, ladies, ladies (Guess what)
Tell me can you feel me (Sho' ‘nuff)
Ladies, ladies, ladies (Guess what)
Tell me can you feel me (Sho' ‘nuff)

Ladies, ladies, ladies (Guess what)
Tell me can you feel me (Sho' ‘nuff)

Songwriters: ROBERT S. KELLY
Universal Music Publishing Group

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RE: Oh NO she didn't ~ Sistah's Straighten UP & Fly Righteous Lyrics
5/22/2016 12:29:09 PM

Heard It All Before

By Sunshine Anderson

Baby let me explain to you I'm sayin
what you sayin
It's not even like that
It wasn't like that but I saw you
Baby I don't love her
You don't love me
you know what I don't even want to talk to you
she don't mean nothing to me
I don't want to see ya face
I just want to see you walking thourgh that door
there ain't nothing else to say
peace

Come home late
It seems you barely beat the sun
Tapping my shoulder thinking you gon get you some
Smelling like some fragrance that I don't even wear
If you want some loving I suggest you go back there where you came from
Day to Day with you it's always something else
Working my nerve God knows I don't deserve
What you put me through cause I been so true to you
For you to come at me with another lame excuse
See I .....

Heard it all before (heard it all before)
All of ya lies, all of ya sweet talk
Baby this, Baby that
But your lies ain't working now look who's hurting now
See I had to shut you down (I had to shut you down)
Played the fool before (played the fool before)
I was your fool I believed in you
Yes I did yes I did
But your lies ain't working now look who's hurting now
See I had to shut you down (I had to shut you down)

WHat were you thinking bringing her into our home
In our bed, you must have fell and bumped your head
Messing up my sheets and violating me
Have me bout to call my peeps and take it to the streets
Nothing you can do
And there's nothing you can say
That would persuade me to stay with you another day
You have crossed the line to the point of no return
What you do from here on out
I am no longer concerned
See I......

Heard it all before (heard it all before)
Let me explain, baby, it's not what you think, that's what you said to me
But your lies ain't working now look who's hurting now
See I had to shut you down (I had to shut you down)
Played the fool before (played the fool before)
You got a good game I must admit I was it but it's over
But your lies ain't working now look who's hurting now
See I had to shut you down (I had to shut you down)

Use to hang on to your every word
but the more you lie to me the more I hurt
the things you use to say would sound so sweet
I was naive Quick to believe

Heard it all before
I was at work, It wasn't my car you saw, baby, I swear it wasn't me
But your lies ain't working now look who's hurting now
See I had to shut you down (I had to shut you down)
Played the fool before (played the fool before)
you were my boo I trusted you for way too long
But your lies ain't working now look who's hurting now
See I had to shut you down (I had to shut you down)

Heard it all before
you know you messed up you got to know you messed up
You got to go now say what you want
But your lies ain't working now look who's hurting now
See I had to shut you down (I had to shut you down)
Played the fool before
I done change the locks on the door, yes i did and you ain't welcome no
more
But your lies ain't working now look who's hurting now
See I had to shut you down (I had to shut you down)

See I heard it all before

Songwriters: MICHAEL FLOWERS, MICHAEL C. FLOWERS, RASHAWN SHERRER, SUNSHINE ANDERSON, SUNSHINE JOCELYN SIAN ANDERSON
Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.



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RE: Oh NO she didn't ~ Sistah's Straighten UP & Fly Righteous Lyrics
5/22/2016 12:34:49 PM

Tyrone

By Erykah Badu

I'm getting tired of your ****
You don't ever buy me nothing
See every time you come around
You gotta bring Jim James, Paul and Tyrone

See, why can we be by ourselves sometime?
I've been having this on my mind for a long time
I just want it to be you and me like it used to be, baby
But you don't know how to act

So matter a fact, I think you better call Tyrone
And tell him come on help you get your ****
Yeah you better call Tyrone
But you can't use my phone

Every time we go somewhere
I gotta reach down in my purse
To pay your way
And your homeboys way
And sometimes your cousins way
They don't ever have to pay
Don't have no cars
Hang around in bars
Try to hang around with stars like Badu
I'm gonna tell you true
You better show 'em proof

Call Tyrone
And tell him come on help you get your ****
Oh call Tyrone
But you can't use my phone

Songwriters: ERICA WRIGHT, NORMAN HURT
Universal Music Publishing Group


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