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Hafiz 2013

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Returned unopened!
10/12/2014 6:04:15 PM
In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin and very proud of it. Sensing that her final days were rapidly approaching, and desiring to make sure everything was in proper order when she dies, he went to the towns undertaker (who also happened to be the local postal clerk) to make the proper “final arrangements” . As a last wish, she informed the undertaker that she wanted the following inscription engraved on her tombstone: “BORN AS A VIRGIN, LIVED AS A VIRGIN, DIED AS A VIRGIN”

Not long after, the old maid died peacefully. A few days after the funeral, as the undertaker/postal clerk went to prepare the tombstone that the lady had requested, it became quite apparent that the tombstone that she had selected was much too small for the wording that she had chosen.

He thought long and hard about how he could fulfill the old maids final request, considering the very limited space available on the small piece of stone.

For days, he agonized over the dilemma. But finally his experience as a postal worker allowed him to come up with what he thought was the appropriate solution to the problem.

The virgins tombstone was finally completed and duly engraved, and it read as follows:

“RETURNED UNOPENED”


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RE: Returned unopened!
10/12/2014 6:10:43 PM
Good one Hafiz
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