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Classifieds
1/29/2011 11:53:13 AM
Classifieds
These classifieds actually ran in a Minneapolis newspaper - a smile for your day...

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8-years old. Hateful little mut. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES..
Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog..able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also, 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents/lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one?:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything

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RE: Classifieds
1/29/2011 11:55:40 AM
They walk among us and are known as your fellow man.....
Headline:
County to pay $250,000 to advertise lack of funds.
Did we elect these people??

Headline:
Volunteers search for old Civil War planes.
Civil War planes?
Let me know how that works out.

Headlines:
Amy Vehicle disappears. An Australian Amy Vehicle worth $74,000. has gone missing after being painted with camouflage
I'm saying GREAT paint job.

Headline:
Caskets found as workers demolish mausoleum.
'We had no idea anyone was buried there.'
Headline
Ten Commandments Supreme Court say some OK, some not
I didn't know we could choose.
Headline:
Utah Poison Control reminds everyone not to take poison.

This one says it all.


Headlines
Federal Agents raid gunshop: Find Weapons

What are the odds of that?

Headlines
Statistics show Teen pregnancy drops significantly after age 25.
I would have guessed 20.

Headlines:
One-armed man applauds the kindness of strangers.
OK, that's just mean.

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