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Humor People (Kids) are Funny
1/29/2011 11:42:24 AM

Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge. The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child.

The winner was a four-year-old child, whose next-door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's' yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When his mother asked him what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy just said, "Nothing, I just helped him cry."


Teacher Debbie Moon's first graders were discussing a picture of a family. One little boy in the picture had a different hair color than the other members. One of her students suggested that he was adopted. A little girl said, "I know all about adoption, I was adopted."

"What does it mean to be adopted?" asked another child.

"It means', said the girl, "that you grew in your mommy's heart instead of her tummy!"

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On my way home one day, I stopped to watch a Little League baseball game that was being played in a park near my home. As I sat down behind the bench on the first-base line, I asked one of the boys what the score was?

"We're behind 14 to nothing," he answered with a smile.

"Really," I said. "I have to say you don't look very discouraged."

"Discouraged?" the boy asked with a puzzled look on his face. "Why should we be discouraged? We haven't been up to bat yet.'

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Whenever I'm disappointed with my spot in life, I stop and think about little Jamie Scott. Jamie was trying out for a part in the school play. His mother told me that he'd set his heart on being in it, but feared he would not be chosen..

On the day the parts were awarded, I went with her to collect him after school. Jamie rushed up to her, eyes shining with pride and excitement.. "Guess what, Mom," he shouted, and then said those words that will remain a lesson to me...."I've been chosen to clap and cheer."


An eye witness account from New York City : On a cold day in December
some years ago, a little boy about 10 years old, was standing before a shoe store on the roadway, barefooted, peering through the window, and shivering
with cold.

A lady approached the young boy and said, "My, but you're in such deep thought staring in that window!"

"I was asking God to give me a pair of shoes," was the boy's reply.

The lady took him by the hand, went into the store and asked the clerk to get half a dozen pairs of socks for the boy. She then asked if he could give her a basin of water and a towel. He quickly brought them to her.

She took the little fellow to the back part of the store and, removing her gloves, knelt down, washed his little feet, and dried them with the towel.

By this time, the clerk had returned with
the socks. After placing a pair upon the boy's feet, she purchased him a pair of shoes.

She tied up the remaining pairs of socks and gave them to him. She patted him on the head and said, "No doubt, you will be more comfortable now."

As she turned to go, the astonished kid caught her by the hand, and looking up into her face, with tears in his eyes, asked her, "Are you God's wife?" Personal safety in a small package Where you are much more than a customer and we are much more than a web store
RE: Humor People (Kids) are Funny
1/29/2011 12:01:55 PM


A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good

Samaritan. She asked the class, 'If you saw a person lying on the

Roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?' A thoughtful

Little girl broke the hushed silence, 'I think I'd throw up.'


A Sunday school teacher said to her children, 'We have been learning

How powerful kings and queens were in Bible times. But, there is a

Higher Power. Can anybody tell me what it is?' One child blurted out,



A Sunday School teacher decided to have her young class memorize one

Of the most quoted passages in the Bible - Psalm 23. She gave the

Youngsters a month to learn the chapter... Little Rick was excited
The task - but he just couldn't remember the Psalm. After much

Practice, he could barely get past the first line.. On the day that the

Kids were scheduled to recite Psalm 23 in front of the congregation,

Ricky was so nervous. When it was his turn, he stepped up to the

Microphone and said proudly, 'The Lord is my Shepherd, and that's all

I need to know."


A Rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy, 'So your mother says

Your prayers for you each night? That's very commendable. What does

She say?' The little boy replied, 'Thank God he's finally in bed!'


Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his

Grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food

Was being served. When Little Johnny received his plate, he started

Eating right away.

'Johnny! Please wait until we say our prayer.' said his mother. 'I

Don't need to,' the boy replied... 'Of course, you do,' his mother

Insisted. 'We always say a prayer before eating at our house.' 'That's

At our house,' Johnny explained. 'But this is Grandma's house and she

Knows how to cook good!'

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