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Its just in fun
6/25/2010 11:12:32 PM

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"

The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"

Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her.

She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement.

Just then the blonde flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Dang it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

Thanks your Friend and Neighbor, Howard
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RE: Its just in fun
6/25/2010 11:46:36 PM

Hi Howard,

Love the Blonde Joke.

Here's a few more you might like...

A Diet For Blondes

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want
you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this
procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least
five pounds."

When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's
amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"

The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop
dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from skipping."

__________

Blonde's Medical Exam

A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time
found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing
nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as
she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light
rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in.

Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude patient up and
down carefully and with considerable appreciation.

"Miss Smith," he said finally, "it seems quite obvious to me that
until today you have never undergone an eye examination."

__________

Proud Blonde Student

A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she
yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only
count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9,
10!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy,"
She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids
could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy,"
she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the
other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her
tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"

"No, Honey, it's because you're 25."

__________

Happy Friday My Friend,

Phil




“There may be trouble all around, but I am calling you to a place of peace. Be still and know that I am God. Come to Me, and I will give you wisdom, strength, and grace for everything you face." Psalm 46:10
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RE: Its just in fun
6/26/2010 1:44:00 AM
Hi Howard,

Forgetter Be Forgotten?
M
y forgetter's getting better,
But my rememberer is broke
To you that may seem funny
But, to me, that is no joke


F
or when I'm 'here' I'm wondering
If I really should be 'there'
And, when I try to think it through,
I haven't got a prayer!


O
ft times I walk into a room,
Say 'what am I here for?'
I wrack my brain, but all in vain!
A zero, is my score.


A
t times I put something away
Where it is safe, but, Gee!
The person it is safest from
Is, generally, me!


W
hen shopping I may see someone,
Say 'Hi' and have a chat,
Then, when the person walks away
I ask myself, 'who the hell was that?


Y
es, my forgetter's getting better
While my rememberer is broke,
And it's driving me plumb crazy
And that isn't any joke.


C
AN YOU RELATE???

Please send this to everyone you know
because

I DON'T REMEMBER
WHO I SENTTHIS TO!



LIVE, LOVE & LAUGH A LOT
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RE: Its just in fun
6/26/2010 2:33:28 PM
Thank you Phil again for the great laugh....
Thanks your Friend and Neighbor, Howard
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RE: Its just in fun
6/26/2010 2:35:41 PM
Myrna, Oh yes the positive side is my forgetter's getting better,,, lol . thank you for the humor..
Thanks your Friend and Neighbor, Howard
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