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Hi Everyone,
This is pinned at my phone, not sure where I got it from,possibly here.So here it is.
Enjoy!!
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The phone rang as I was sitting down to my
much anticipated evening meal,and as I
answered it I was greeted with, "Is this
Wilhiam Wagenhoss?" not sounding anything
like my name, so I said, "Who is calling?"
The telemarketer said he was with The
Rubber band Powered Freezer Company or
something like that. Then I asked him if he
knew Wilhiam personally and why was he
calling this number.
I then said off to the side, "Get really
good pictures of the body and all the
blood and be careful where you tread, we
are still missing three fingers and a
foot", then turned back to the phone and
advised the caller that he had entered a
murder scene and must stay on the line
because we had already traced this call and
he would be receiving a summons to appear
in the local courthouse to testify in this
murder case.
I then questioned the caller at great
length as to his name, address, phone
number at home, at work, who he worked for,
how he knew the dead guy and could he prove
where he had been about one hour before he
made this call.
The telemarketer was getting very concerned
and his answers were given in a shaky
voice.
I then told him we had located his position
at his work place and the police were
entering the building to take him into
custody, at that point I heard the phone
fall and the scurrying of his running away.
My sister asked me as I returned to the
table why I had tears streaming down my
face and so help me, I couldn't tell her
for about fifteen minutes.
My meal was cold, but after what I had pulled, very enjoyable.
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Thanks
Leanne Busby
http://www.aussie-money-tree.biz
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