Hello Everyone,
This one made me laugh so much,almost fell off my chair!!
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The Kiwi, the Australian, the Old Lady and the Young Swiss thing
Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were
a Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young
blonde Swiss girl with large breasts
The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the
Australian has a bright red hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks
The old lady thinks: The Australian guy must have groped the blonde
in the dark, and she slapped his cheek
The blonde Swiss girl thinks: That Australian guy must have tried to
grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she =
slapped his cheek
The Australian thinks: The Kiwi bloke must have groped the blonde in
the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead
The Kiwi thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack
the Australian again .
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Thanks
Leanne Busby
http://www.aussie-money-tree.biz
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