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10/14/2005 12:07:25 AM
Hi Everyone, Have a Great weekend! ********************************* A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties,his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" …. " Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only. ****************************** Leanne Busby
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10/14/2005 7:50:57 AM
LOL That's so funny :) Thanks for sharing LOL
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10/14/2005 8:40:43 AM
Hey Leanne, Watch it now - I resemble that remark. ;-) Bill Dugan
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10/15/2005 3:53:53 AM
Good one!! Thanx for the laugh.
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10/16/2005 8:23:02 PM
My Dear Friend Leanne Busby ! Thank you for your invitation and sharing such a wonderful "Exciting and Sexiting" story. I am 45....but, still, like an "Oak Tree"...."Mighty and Hard"....because I eat more "dates" in Dubai, United Arab Emirates......(LOL). Thanking you, once again. With lots of Love and Affection. Your Ever Loving Friend, Mohamed Khadar Gani.

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