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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	FRIDAY CHUKLE - SURE SIGNS OF MAD COW'S DISEASE 3/13/2009 5:10:33 AM
	Hello Friends, I received this from a friend today and found it to be quite cute and apt in regard to so many things happening around us. It reminded me of another joke about Mad Cow's disease from a few years back but that's for another day. Shalom, Peter Signs your cow has mad-cow Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease... Your cow insists on wearing a little A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne. She refuses to let you milk her, saying "Not on the first date." Your cow takes up painting and cuts off one of its ears. Your cow gets a silicon implant for her udder. Your cow appears on Oprah, claiming to be a horse trapped in a cow's body. Your cow demands to be branded with the 'Golden Archs Logo'. Your cow insists that all Hindus are sacred. Your cow insists evaporated milk comes from thirsty cows. Your cow quits the family dairy business and applies for a job at Burger King. She starts giving you Milk of Amnesia. Your cow joins the Hell's Angels because, hey, it already has a cool leather jacket. Your cow starts smoking its grass rather than eating it. Your cow spends half the day sitting in the Lotus Position chanting "MOO" backwards. Your cow insists that it can give you chocolate milk if you started feeding it Hershey bars. Your cow asks you to brand it again but only if you'll wear something sexy this time. Your cow purposely blinds itself with a dart and yells "Bullseye"! Your cow becomes a Muslim and asks to be called "LaCream Abdul Milkbar". Your cow insists Milk Duds are the result of stupid cows. Your cow starts laughing hysterically until milk spurts out its nose. You find your cow hiding secret plans to burn down half of Chicago. Your cow keeps wanting to chew other cows cuds. Your cow believes it could really jump over the moon like in the nursery rhyme if it had a really good run at it.
	Peter Fogel Babylon 7
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Robert 341 669 Brussels	Re: FRIDAY CHUKLE - SURE SIGNS OF MAD COW'S DISEASE 3/13/2009 8:16:47 AM
	You talking about me??? Naa! Just because I like the BHO cool look! You gals, sure do not know where the real fun is!
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Jo Anne 1072 1335 Clovis	Re: FRIDAY CHUKLE - SURE SIGNS OF MAD COW'S DISEASE 3/13/2009 10:34:58 AM
	Sunny Greetings from California, Peter an Robert! ^ 5 to you both! You sure know how to bring hysterical laughs on Friday!!! My favorite is "Your cow insists evaporated milk comes from thirsty cows." Good Job! I read where in Wisconsin, the #2 dairy state in the United States, the most common psychological problem cows have is delusions of grandeur. They think they are California cows. But here in California, when my cow hallucinated that it was in Wisconsin, the vet prescribed anti-depressants. Have an Awesome Weekend and Shalom! JoAnne Green Principal / International Risk Management Advisor Integrity Experience Dependability
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Geketa 858 2080 Owenton	Re: FRIDAY CHUKLE - SURE SIGNS OF MAD COW'S DISEASE 3/13/2009 10:54:33 AM
	Hello Peter, Robert and JoAnne, This is "UTTER" nonsense !!! Thanks for the Friday laughs!! :)
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Ana Maria 1010 4280 Oradea	Re: FRIDAY CHUKLE - SURE SIGNS OF MAD COW'S DISEASE 3/13/2009 12:28:03 PM
	One day two cows were chatting over the fence between their two fields. The first cow said, "I'm telling you, this mad cow disease is getting pretty scary! I've heard it's spreading so fast that it's already on Farmer Rubin's land just down the road!" The second cow replied, "So what? It doesn't affect us chickens!" Feminists are protesting the designation, "mad cow disease," arguing that if a cow becomes mad it is because of something the bull said or did. Have a nice weekend! With friendship, Anamaria
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