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Marion Tucker

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Latest addition of Church Bulletin BLOOPERS (2/22/2009)
2/21/2009 11:10:57 PM

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

  The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.'  The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'

  Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

  Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.  Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.

  Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.

  Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

  For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

  Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir.  They need all the help they can get.

  Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church.  So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

  At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?'  Come early and listen to our choir practice.

  Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
    2       Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

  Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.

  The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.

  Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.

  The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind.  They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

  This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church.   Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

  Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM.  All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
    3        Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM.  Please use the back door.

  The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM.   The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

  The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours.'

Have A Great Weekend!

Love, Hugs, & Blessings,

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Re: Latest addition of Church Bulletin BLOOPERS (2/22/2009)
2/22/2009 2:02:37 AM

Hi Marion,
Thanks for the bloopers.  I'm still laughing.  You made my day.

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Re: Latest addition of Church Bulletin BLOOPERS (2/22/2009)
2/22/2009 5:49:42 PM

Can you see my smile??  Actually I am giggling - these are always the best!!

Thanks, Marion!

Hugs and blessings,


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Re: Latest addition of Church Bulletin BLOOPERS (2/22/2009)
2/22/2009 6:40:34 PM

Hi Marion,

Could you please send this story to my email would like to share amongst me email friends.

as always Helen

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