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Myrna Ferguson

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Re: Safe Sex
8/2/2008 8:30:17 PM
Hi Nick,

and you said I am funny, well I think you got me beat.
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Re: Safe Sex
8/3/2008 1:34:38 AM
Walking Garbage CanHi Nick,
  The picture of the elderly couple reminded me of something, but I don't remember what.  I thought of about three jokes, but after taking out the offensive parts I realize I can't tell any of them.  I also liked the picture of the Hot Dog and Condiment. 
 A young Monk was working in the Monsetary.  His job was to copy Bible Verses.  He asked the Abbot where the copies came from.  He was told that year after year one of the jobs was to copy down the verses, using copies made from other Monk's before them.  This worried the young Monk and he asked why they were not copied from the original manuscripts.  The Abbot replied that those were stored in a vault as they were very precious and delicate.  The young Monk brooded and was quite visably upset on the piece that he was copying.  Finally, the Abbot agreed to go down to the vault to find the original manuscript to set the young Monk's mind at ease.  A time went by and the Abbot had not returned which worried the Monk.  He set out looking for him and when he approached the vault he could hear sobbing and moaning from the direction of the vault.  He quickened his pace, feeling that the Abbot may have fallen.  As he approached, the Abbot turned in his direction, face soaked in tears, raised a manuscript and replied, "The word is Celebrate.  The word is Celebrate!!!!!!"
I had to constipate a long time on that one.  Oh, Craps!!!! I meant concentrate.
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Re: Safe Sex
8/3/2008 2:33:41 AM

Oh My God Dear Geketa !

This is a fun forum and anybody not having a little smile will be flogged with a hand full of pussy willows - LOL

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Re: Safe Sex
8/3/2008 2:47:07 AM

My Dear Sister in Humor Myrna

Here is the answer to a very important global question !

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8/3/2008 2:57:53 AM

Why Oh Why Mike did you have to mention hot dogs on a Saturday night !

 

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