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7/28/2008 11:36:31 AM
An elderly man in Texas had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a beautiful large pond at the back of the property next to the road,
and he'd fixed it up real nice with picnic tables, horseshoe pits,
and he'd planted some nice flowers and fruit trees next to the pond.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond to look
it over as he hadn't been down there for a while.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond,
he heard splashing and female voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw that 5 young women had parked their car at the side of the road,
climbed the fence and were skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went hurriedly splashing to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'We're naked and we're not coming out until you leave!
' The old man frowned and yelled back,
 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond.'
Holding the bucket up he said,
 'I'm just here to feed the alligator.
7/28/2008 4:40:15 PM

Vincent, I'm just really glad that I'm not one of the 5 ladies swimming in the pond!  What a delicate situation  LOL

Seems like I haven't seen you in awhile; hope all is well...

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7/28/2008 7:50:07 PM
Thanks Vincent... :)

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