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Girlie
Wisdom!
Women over 50 don't have
babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them.
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A friend of mine
confused her Valium with her birth control pills...she has 14 kids but doesn't
really care.
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One of life's
mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.
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My mind not only
wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.
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The best way to
forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
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The nice part about
living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone
else does.
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The older you get,
the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are
really good friends.
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Just when I was
getting used to yesterday, along came today.
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Sometimes I think I
understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.
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I gave up jogging
for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my
knickers.
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Amazing! You
hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!
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Skinny people
irritate me! Especially when they say things like...'You know sometimes I
forget to eat!'......Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name and
my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind
of stupid to forget to eat!
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The trouble with
some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.
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I read this article
that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying,
and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect
day!
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