Hi Nick,
Thanks for the Grins and Giggles. Just too funny...
Here's a few points to ponder...
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be
hungry?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
What did we do before the Law of Gravity was passed?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why are we afraid of falling? Shouldn't we really be afraid of the sudden stop?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
And my personal favorite...
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, "Quit while you're still ahead?"
Have A Happy Day,
Phil
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