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Hi John,
That sounds like a very interesting theory. I have heard other theorys such as this one.The vast right chickenwing conspiracy was forcing that poor oppressed female chicken to cross the road against its will.When I'm elected they won't need to cross the road, they'll have everything they need on their side.At first I supported the chicken crossing the road, and would have voted for it, but then I realized that it's probably, you know, not a good idea for the chicken to cross the road. I mean, I understand why Gov. Spitzer wants to legalize having chickens cross the road, but upon further evaluation, I think, you know ... um, that chickens should be free to choose to cross the road, but that ... um, next question.I’m glad my staff asked you to ask me that question. I chaired the senate chicken investigation which sought to determine exactly why this is happening and what we can do to stop it. I have a great deal of experience with chickens.That's what I'd like to know. Why DID the chicken cross the road?! But this administration is operating in secrecy, withholding important information from the American people, about how many chickens crossed the road and why they crossed it.
Thanks for sharing,
Len
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