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Julia Fyvie

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Don't Get These Mixed Up
4/19/2008 11:01:47 PM

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.(@Prison/@WORK)
@ PRISON
You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ WORK you spend most of your time in an
6X6 cubicle
@ Prison
You get three meals a day, fully paid for
@ Workyou get a break for one meal and
You have to pay for it
@ Prison
For good behavior, you get time off 

AWORKFor good behavior,you get more work 

@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
 @ WORK
You must carry a security card
And open all the doors yourself
@ Prison
You can watch TV and play games

@ Work you could get fired for watching
TV and playing games
@ Prison 
You get your own toilet
@ WORK you have to share the toilet with
People who pee on the seat
@ Prison
They allow your family and friends to visit
@ WORK  you aren't even supposed to speak to your family
@Prison All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@ Work you must pay all your expenses to go
To work, and they deduct taxes from
Your salary to pay for prisoners
@ Prison 
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

AWORKyou spend most of your time wanting
To get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK
They are called 'managers'

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.

Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails!
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Beth Schmillen

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Re: Don't Get These Mixed Up
4/23/2008 9:26:50 PM
Hi Julia!

that is so funny... work vs prison! 

Sometimes I think I need to be my own warden and manager to make me get the housework part of being home working... get finished! LOL



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Re: Don't Get These Mixed Up
4/23/2008 10:33:03 PM
Oh My - Too close to truth!

Thanks for the chuckle

Love Light and Laughter

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