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911 CALLS
4/16/2008 1:49:05 PM
    BELIEVE it or not, these are REAL 911 Calls!


Dispatcher
:
9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller:
I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher:
Do you have an address?
Caller:
No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?


Dispatcher
: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller
:
Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich .
Dispatcher
:
Excuse me?
Caller< /FONT>
:
I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher
:
Was anything else taken?
Caller
:
No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!


Dispatcher:
9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher:
This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher:
Ye s, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.


Favorite!!!


Dispatcher:
9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency? 
Caller:
My  wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes  apart.
Dispatcher:
Is this her first child?
Caller:
No, you idiot! This is her husband!

And the winner  is..........
 

Dispatcher:
9-1-1  
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of  breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: 
Sir, where are you calling from? 
Caller:
I'm  at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher:
Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are  you an asthmatic?
Caller:
No .  
Dispatcher:
What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller:
Running from the Police.
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