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Picture of Daddy
4/7/2008 8:22:01 AM
Hi everyone. Missed you! I have been extremely busy the last month but I will try to make up for it here we go!

After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an Bubba decided it was time to visit the big city.

In one of the stores, he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not knowing what it was, he remarked,

"How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy."

He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he remembered his wife, Lizzy, didn't like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.

Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn.

One day after Bubba left, she searched the barn and found the mirror.

As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with.

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4/7/2008 6:12:19 PM
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Re: Picture of Daddy
4/7/2008 8:34:44 PM

Hi Vincent,

Now that's just Doggone Funny.  Thanks My Friend!

And Speaking of Mirrors & Pictures...

A blonde female police officer pulls over a blonde gal in a convertible sports car for speeding. She walks up to the car and asks the blonde for her driver's license. The blonde convertible driver searches through her purse in vain. Finally she asks, "What does it look like?"

The blonde police officer tells her, "It's that thing with your picture on it." The blonde driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it, and sure enough sees herself.

She hands the compact to the blonde cop. After a few seconds looking at the compact, the blonde cop rolls her eyes, hands the compact back to the blonde convertible driver, and says, "If you would have told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over, we could have avoided this whole thing."

Have A Happy Week,


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