Ok Adland folk I promissed some surprises this week and here is surprise number 2......
What do you mean what was number one? are you not paying attention out there today?
Surprise number 1 was my beautiful loving partner Emma xx
Surprise number 2 is..................
wait for it................................
A personal streaming video message to you guys
Personal Adland Message Video
I hope you enjoy the message folks
And now for some fun...............
Here is a little story I would like to share with you...
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dress
party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg so
he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem.
A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:
Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a Pirate.
The man thinks this is terrible because they emphasized his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he received
another parcel. Dear Sir, Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you
will really look the part.
The man is extremely furious now, because the company has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So he writes a really rude letter of complaint.
A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the company with an accompanying letter:
Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup. Pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your arse go as a f***ing toffee apple.
Sorry about that folks but it's all in fun1 fun! fun!
See ya all later
Outa Here..........
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