Tech Support: Yes, how can I help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to
install Love. Can you guide me through the process?

T.S.: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

C: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready.
What do I do first?

T.S.: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located
your Heart?

C: Yes, but there are several other programs running now.
Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

T.S.: What programs are running?

C: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge,
and Resentment running right now.

T.S.: No problem. Love will gradually delete Past Hurt from
your current operating system. It may remain in your
permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other
programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem
with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However,
you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment.
Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed.
Can you turn those off?

C: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

T.S.: With pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke
Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until
Grudge and Resentment have been completely deleted.

C: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that
normal?

T.S.: Yes, but remember that you have only the base
program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in
order to get the upgrades.

C: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error -
Program not run on external components." What should I do?

T.S.: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up
to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your
Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to
Love yourself before you can Love others.

C: So what should I do?

T.S. Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following
files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge
Your Limitations.

C: Okay, done.

T.S.: Now copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system
will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty
programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism
from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure
it is completely gone and never comes back.

C: Got it. Hey! My Heart is filling up with new files.
Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment
are copying themselves all over my Heart. Is this normal?

T.S.: Sometimes. For others, it takes awhile, but
eventually gets it at the proper time. So, Love is
installed and running. One more thing before we hang up.
Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various
components to everyone you meet. They will in turn, share
it with others and return some cool components back to you.

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I hope you enjoyed this.
Peace,


I love you. I'm sorry. Please forgive me. Thank you.

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