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 Forum: Do you think this bikini makes me look fat?
Topic created by: Ana Maria P.
Started: Jul 18 2008
Replies: 31
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Ana Maria Padurean (user id: anamaria) is offline. Last active: 1/8/2009 3:31:02 PM Ana Maria Padurean
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What I Want In a Man
Posted: Jul 18 2008 10:56 AM

Hello and greeting to every one!

Huhh, its Friday and its weekend! How great! I had an awful day I never wish you to have! So I decided to lift myself a bit with a few funny things. This is how I found this and thought would make you smile too!Smiley

What I Want In A Man!

 

What I Want in a Man, Original List

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)

1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)

1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)

1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)

1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet

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Hope it brought a smile on your faceSmiley

have a wonderful weekend

With friendship,
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Heidi Stern (user id: 287293) is offline. Last active: 1/8/2009 3:01:25 PM Heidi Stern
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Re: What I Want In a Man
Posted: Jul 18 2008 10:58 AM

LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL

THANKS MUCH!
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Jim Allen III (user id: jallen3d) is offline. Last active: 1/9/2009 12:32:06 AM Jim Allen III
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Re: What I Want In a Man
Posted: Jul 18 2008 11:10 AM
Oh AnaMaria,

That was awesome.  I fit this categorySmiley

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

Thanks and may you have a wonderful day!

Jim

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Phil Black (user id: papajon) is offline. Last active: 1/8/2009 8:47:36 PM Phil Black
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Re: What I Want In a Man
Posted: Jul 18 2008 02:41 PM

Hi Anamaria,

Thanks so much for the Laughs.

I do suppose our expectancies do tend to change as we get a little bit older.  I have also noticed that a Man's perception of just where his waistline is, also seems to change drastically with age...

Have A Beautiful Weekend,

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Steven Suchar (user id: stevensuchar) is offline. Last active: 1/8/2009 11:53:03 PM Steven Suchar
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Re: What I Want In a Man
Posted: Jul 18 2008 03:03 PM
Hi Anamaria!

I hope that things are better with you now...and 'yes' your post brought an instant smile to my face. Smiley

You know what's funny?  I still meet the original list of standards!! hehehe...lol.

Also, I wanted to personally thank you for nominating me for the August JP Award.  You are most kind to do this and I am very happy that we are friends.

I have to go look for a video especially for you...I think that you'll like it too!!

Have a pleasant day...your OREO friend Steven.


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