1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says 'Gee. Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?' you probably shouldn't respond with,'Gee Officer your eyes
look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?'

Have A Great Weekend!
Mary

You're welcome Crystal!

Well back to donuts!  They do give you a glazed out feeling. 

My Brother in Law, Ed - when he got pulled over used to get out of his car and walk back to the police vehicle before the cop could even get out. . . You should have seen some of their reactions.   One stumbled around so much trying to get out before Ed  got to his window he dropped his night stick. . . .  And then Ed would say:  "How may I help you Officer?"  They just never seemed to recover their composure after that.

Vel