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HOW IT WORKS!
11/26/2007 7:56:47 AM
   
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House; one from New Jersey , another from Tennessee and the third, from Florida . They follow a White House official to examine the fence.
The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.  "Well", he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."
The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."
The New Jersey contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."
 The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"
The New Jersey contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence."
"Done!", responds the government official.

And that friends, is how it all works


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Re: HOW IT WORKS!
11/26/2007 9:35:56 AM
Hey: You have a lot of insite. John
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Re: HOW IT WORKS!
11/26/2007 11:52:59 AM

BINGO!

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Re: HOW IT WORKS!
11/26/2007 2:24:36 PM
Thanks for the smile Vincent, here is one back at ya !


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