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Marion 1928 2751 Cumming	Need A Job? (10/7/2007) 10/7/2007 10:32:31 PM
	PARENT - Job Description This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way, I don't believe any of us would have done it!!!! POSITION : Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop JOB DESCRIPTION : Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an, often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities! Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required. RESPONSIBILITIES : The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects. Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of a ll ages and mental outlooks. Must be willing to be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next. Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices. Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst. Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product. Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility. POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION : None. Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can & ultimately surpass you PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE : None required unfortunately. On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis. WAGES AND COMPENSATION : Get this! You pay them! Offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them become financially independent. When you die, you give them whatever is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more. BENEFITS : While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth and free hugs and kisses for life if you play your cards right. Forward this on to all the PARENTS you know, in appreciation for everything they do on a daily basis, letting them know they are appreciated for the fabulous job they do... or forward with love to anyone thinking of applying for the job Have A Blessed Week! Marion :
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Rose 3140 2223 Auburn	Re: Need A Job? (10/7/2007) 10/7/2007 11:17:30 PM
	Hello Marion, It is amazing how many of us took the job. Rose
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Joe 5726 9720 Las Cr...	Re: Need A Job? (10/7/2007) 10/7/2007 11:18:42 PM
	Darn! I wish I could find help like that! :) Joe
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Pauline 1050 4108 Chennai	Re: Need A Job? (10/7/2007) 10/7/2007 11:27:20 PM
	OMG Marion, dont we know better and ditto as Rose says!!! LoL Im sending it out to all my friends :-) thanks for sharing hugs Pauline R

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Beryl 689 2592 Horse ...	Re: Need A Job? (10/7/2007) 10/8/2007 8:06:14 AM
	Hi Marion, Thank you for sharing this with me. And Rose it is amazing. Maybe we should ask for a show of hands. Beryl
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