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Julia Fyvie

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PERKS OF BEING OVER 60
6/29/2007 8:20:06 PM

I'm not there yet but getting close.......

PERKS OF BEING OVER 60
>             1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
>             2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released
                 first
>             3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
>             4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"
>             5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
>             6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
>             7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
>             8. You can eat supper at 4 PM.
>             9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
>             10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
>             11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
>             12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who
                  walks into the room.
>
>             13. You sing along with elevator music.
>             14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
>             15. Your investment in health insurance is finally
                  beginning to payoff.
>
>             16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the
                  national weather service.
>
>             17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they
                  can't remember them either.
>
>             18. Your supply of brain cells are finally down to
                  manageable size.
>
>             19. You can't remember who sent you this list.
>
>             And you notice these are all in Big Print for your
>.                 convenience
>             Forward this to everyone you can remember

Have a Great Weekend

Julia

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Kevin Goodrich

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Re: PERKS OF BEING OVER 60
6/29/2007 8:36:25 PM
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing fairly well for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,
"Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
 
He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"
"Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."
 
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
 
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
hiking, or bicycling?" "No, I don't," I said.
 
He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or date a lot of women?" "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."
 
He looked straight at me and said, "Then, why do you even care?"
 
:)
 
-Kevin
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Dave Cottrell

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Re: PERKS OF BEING OVER 60
6/30/2007 4:24:36 AM
Julia and Kevin....

Stop it!!  You're killing me here!!  :-D

Thanks for a GREAT couple of laughs to end my day.  I'll go to sleep smiling.

God bless,

Dave
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Rinna Rani

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Re: PERKS OF BEING OVER 60
6/30/2007 6:19:56 AM
Dear Julia & Kevin,
Hey ya you two.  Hope you are fine & having an amazing day.

Dave brought me here and now I would have to thank him with a big hug cause you both are so funny.  I am laughing by head of here.

Thank you for the fun and you have just made my day!



Love ya,
Rina
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