Dear Joe,

I`ll translate you in English after I stop laughing. I am near stomack ache. You are the best one!

 

True-love , inexpressible wellwisher! Almighty unattended you thanks which does not moram at an diet , because unattended yesterday's plus present-day mirth sagorjela more calorie than what yes we do unattended Daniel foods merely lubenice plus saw vodu. Live in one's mind these svima who warrant with viška kilogram. Come in ćeš at an roll commendation Svjetske ydravstvene organiyacije. give my regards to.

and here is Croatian

 

Dragi, neopisivi prijatelju!

Beskrajno sam ti zahvalna što ne moram na dijetu, jer sam jučerašnjim i današnjim smijehom sagorjela više kalorija nego da sam danima jela samo lubenice i pila vodu.

Preporučiću te svima koji pate od viška kilograma. Ući ćeš na spisak preporuka Svjetske ydravstvene organiyacije.

Pozdrav!

Hello Rina!

This has been an unusual day for me.  Many funny things have happened along with some very frustrating moments.  I prefer the funny over frustration, but you have to deal with both.  I wonder how this post will translate.  I think I'll test it.  Be back in a minute.

The reverse translated version of above....
This had unusual day for me. Many waggish object have happen together with certain very frustrating wink. I prefer waggish at an frustration , limit you have to bother two. I wonder of how this mail volition translate. I trow I am going to test IT. To be caudal in a minute.

Oh my!  I think I am beginning to understand something vastly important with this world. Hmmmm...

Thanks for enjoying the laugh with me.  Keep laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!